• "It was extremely extreme."
  • "Every possibility... is possible."
  • "You have selected your parents wrongly."
  • "It's not in the exam, but it is in the exam."
  • Same teacher, after some questions: "Well, it's not in the exam, but in a way, it is."
  • "There wasn't consensus in Europe and there was consensus in Europe. How? Because there were two Europes."
  • "... people left the school at the age of three because they never went to school anyway!"
  • "It's not because you go in class that you learn anything."
  • "Teacher : Elections were held in 1948 in the South. / Student : In the South of what? / Teacher : In 1948."
  • "Well, back to fornication?"
  • "Who's eaten the duck?"
  • "It's the second potato... er... the second page..." -- from an Irish teacher
  • "History is like those cooking programs..."
  • "If you want a telephone, you telephone to the company and ..."
  • "[Cannibals] could make hamburgers out of human bodies."
  • "Missionaries went to Africa to spread christianity: 'Believe in God or I kill ya!'"
  • "You tend to be very imaginative... it's great when you're seven, but it's no good when you're eighteen."
  • "... send your e-mail number..." -- the teacher used this expression almost every time
  • The teacher lists the fundamental freedoms, including: "... the freedom of liberty..."
  • "The heat is still very ... hot..." [student]
  • "We can't go to Snack Michel because it's not gonna be possible."
  • About carpooling: "If you can take 4 you can probably take 6."
  • "An editorial is a bit like a monologue, but it is addressed to the reader." [student]
  • "This is organised chaos... it's a very anglophone notion."
  • "... like I said to you the last day - when you weren't there."
  • "Happy new year to you! I know you would like to be somewhere else - me too."
  • "Oh, I actually have to think?" [student]