The Most Closed-Source License Evar
This website and all of its intellectual property is
the sole property of Winestock Webdesign, LLC. Any person
(hereinafter, The Buttmonkey) using this intellectual property
without the express permission of Winestock Webdesign (hereinafter,
The Company) shall, by that fact, forfeit to The Company all of his
property and goods as well as the property and goods of his
colleagues, loved ones, pets, and anyone he has ever
met.
From the Most Closed-Source
License Evar, version 1